Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
This baby is an asshole
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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