Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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