Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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