I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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