definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
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we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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