10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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