yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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