At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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