Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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