then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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