you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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