Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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