Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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