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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
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BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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