I wanna bring you to show and tell
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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