just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
