I swear she didn't look like that last week.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
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