I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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