I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
