You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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