i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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