he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
All of my Tinder matches have neck tattoos. It's like God wants me to go to jail again.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
so much tequila, so little girl.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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