And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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