in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
We talked him into tasing himself.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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