i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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