I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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