Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Still dying that you shit outside
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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