so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
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My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
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You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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