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We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.