By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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