He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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