im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
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Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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