Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
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we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
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Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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