it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
this beer tastes like vomit already
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Randomize