I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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