i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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