that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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