I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
