Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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