allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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