awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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