He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
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now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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