okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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