Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Watching her eat just hurts me
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
