Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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