It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
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