Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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