Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
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I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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