I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
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Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
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I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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