i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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