How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Randomize
