We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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