I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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