I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He offered to let her do a line of coke off his hard-on. She said she'd had that hard-on and it would be a bump, not a line. Everyone laughed. That's why he left.
So that answers the first question but not the second: how the fuck am I getting home?
sex in a hospital.. check
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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